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David Fielding
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Bloody Chavs.
So, my Mother went to visit my brother and sister a few days ago and parked not 2 minutes walk from the town police station. 4 days later, she came back to find a car with all the windows broken and most of the panels dented in with a concrete block and a missing sat nav. Not only my mothers car, but the car next to it was smashed up too.

Apparently the guy was off his kite on something and of course having a chav intellect didn't manage to see the 5 HD security cameras filming his ugly chavy mug, and subsequently was awoken by his door being smashed in a few hours later by the Rozzers.

I mean, break a window and steal something by all means, that happens all the time and can be repaired in half a day. But to smash up the entire car? Why the fuck would anyone do that? Well apparently he did it for "just for a laugh".

So, if I ruled the world - which soon I will - all the council estates in all the land will be turned into pretty pretty lakes with the use of pretty pretty bombs. You know, just for a laugh.

Also, The French.



Aug 1, 2009 . 7:31:54

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  • zedman

    +zedman

    Is In Your Base, Killing Your Mans

    Greetings!

  • Droakir

    *Droakir

    FutureDragon

    Dropping by to say "hi". :D

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    Se habla Espaňol.

  • ProSI

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    General Rioter

    Greetings :B

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    ...and i liked it.

  • aapis

    *aapis

    Plays With Bots

    I recognize you!

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    Get out of my fucking rowboat.

  • Davidus

    ~Davidus

    1Z 2 133+ 4 j00

    I recognize you!

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    HA!

  • Weapongod

    ~Weapongod

    Owned A Dreamcast

    Dude. Epic win for the Metal Gear Solid love. Seriously the best series ever.

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    Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt...
    Be careful of the new Wonderflu bug thats going around!

  • aapis

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    Plays With Bots

    y halo thar

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    Get out of my fucking rowboat.

  • Davidus

    ~Davidus

    1Z 2 133+ 4 j00

    Hello thar!

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